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A simple way to send a shit in a box around the world.







Imagine all the people
who annoy you the most.

An irritating colleague. School teacher. Your ex-wife. Filthy boss. Jealous neighbour. That successful former classmate. Or all those pesky haters.




What if you could send them
a smelly surprise?

There is nothing that could replace the expression on the recipient's face after opening the box!


1) Choose an animal

Various animals have different types of excrement. Today, we deliver organic, wet horse poop.

2) Give us an address

We deliver packages directly to the recipient in ALL COUNTRIES in the world, using traditional postal services.

3) Choose stickers

Do you prefer plain, simple and none-telling package? Or how about adding a big smiley face sticker?

4) Pay with Bitcoin or PayPal

This service is 100% anonymous. We never reveal your name or address. We protect your identity even if you pay with PayPal.

1) Choose an animal

Various animals have different types of excrement. Today, we deliver organic, wet horse poop.


2) Give us an address

We deliver packages directly to the recipient in ALL COUNTRIES in the world, using traditional postal services.


3) Choose stickers

Do you prefer plain, simple and none-telling package? Or how about adding a big smiley face sticker?


4) Pay with Bitcoin or PayPal

This service is 100% anonymous. We never reveal your name or address. We protect your identity even if you pay with PayPal.


Take advantage of introductory price and send a package for
€12.95   $16.95   BTC 0.05
FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING

  We tested the service and it worked very well. 5/5 stars, full grade horse shit as promised.

Jason Koebler, Motherboard / Vice.com
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Terms of Service & Privacy Policy


Goal:  Anonymously send a box with a real animal manure, including a personalized note for the recipient.
Mission:  Take advantage of cryptocurrencies such as BTC, LTC, DOGE etc. to show their potential.
Vision:  To provide sustainable shit delivery service.
Priorities:  Anonymity, reliability, awesome customer support, originality.
Shipping:  We use traditional postal services. We send packages from Europe (Schengen area). Delivery time: approx. 4-7 days in Europe, 7-15 days outside of Europe (2nd class). Packages are sent on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Price:  Shipping is free of charge; price of the product is BTC 0.05 / $16.95 / €12.95 / £10.95.
Privacy:  Personal information of recipients are not sold or shared in any way. We will be periodically deleting personal data, keeping only the country name, for statistical purposes.
Package:  The final product consists of: paper envelope with address of the recipient and optional sticker (smiley face or similar), personalized message, contents description, sticker describing the intention and purpose of the package ("I received a horse shit. What now?"), and plastic box with approx. 250 grams / 9 ounces of manure.
Manure:  For marketing purposes, we call it "shit" or "poop". In fact, manure is 100% organic fertilizer, widely used as an important product in gardening. It can be easily bought on the web and it can be shipped everywhere in the world. Our animals eat only vegetables; there is 0% chance of spreading any disease by our product.
Customs:  If we send outside of Europe, we have to fill a simple customs form. The product is a gift for the recipient, so we mark it as a gift and we set its value to €3 - €5, which is an approximate buying price of the package and all its parts.
By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following: You may NOT use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees this is a gag gift, novelty service for entertainment ONLY and that is their only intension. Shitexpress.com's liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this website agree to release Shitexpress.com, its agents, officers, and employees of any and all liability associated with the use of our services.

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