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A simple way to send a shit in a box around the world.







Imagine all the people
who annoy you the most.

An irritating colleague. School teacher. Your ex-wife. Filthy boss. Jealous neighbour. That successful former classmate. Or all those pesky haters.




What if you could send them
a smelly surprise?

There is nothing that could replace the expression on the recipient's face after opening the box!


1) Choose an animal

Various animals have different types of excrement. Today, we deliver organic, wet horse poop.

2) Give us an address

We deliver packages to ALL COUNTRIES in the world by traditional postal service, directly to the recipient.

3) Choose stickers

Do you prefer plain, simple and none-telling package? Or how about adding a big smiley face sticker?

4) Pay with Bitcoin or PayPal

This service is 100% anonymous. We never reveal your name or address. We protect your identity even if you pay with PayPal.

1) Choose an animal

Various animals have different types of excrement. Today, we deliver organic, wet horse poop.


2) Give us an address

We deliver packages to ALL COUNTRIES in the world by traditional postal service, directly to the recipient.


3) Choose stickers

Do you prefer plain, simple and none-telling package? Or how about adding a big smiley face sticker?


4) Pay with Bitcoin or PayPal

This service is 100% anonymous. We never reveal your name or address. We protect your identity even if you pay with PayPal.


Take advantage of introductory price and send a package for
€12.95   $16.95   BTC 0.05
FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING

  We tested the service and it worked very well. 5/5 stars, full grade horse shit as promised.

Jason Koebler, Motherboard / Vice.com
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Terms

Goal: to anonymously send a package with real animal excrement and a note to the recipient.
Mission: to take advantage of cryptocurrencies such as BTC, LTC, DOGE to show their potential.
Vision: to provide sustainable shit delivery service.
Priorities: privacy, anonymity, reliability, speed.
Shipping: we use traditional parcel services; we try to avoid customs (otherwise there is no surprise for the recipient).
Price: shipping is free; price of the package is 0.05 BTC.
Privacy: personal information of the recipients are not sold or shared in any way.
Contact: send us a message to BM-NBniE2EFkT7LFbs9g5qu66xJJ1GfzxqF using anonymous messenger Bitmessage.
Email: info [at] [this-domain]

By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following:
You may NOT use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees this is a gag gift, novelty service for entertainment ONLY and that is their only intension. Shitexpress.com liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this web site agree to release shitexpress.com its agents, officers, and employees of any and all liability associated with the use of our services.

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