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New Old-School Physical Gift Cards With Traces Of Shit On The Back

If you still don't have any clue what to get your friends, girlfriends, boyfriends and relatives, we have some hip stuff for you.

Digital gift cards and coupons are outdated, boring and not very personal. If you want to stay chic, you have to buy a classic, old-fashioned paper gift card -- now with traces of real horse shit on the back! (Psst, don't tell to anyone.)

Get this original gift for as low as $19.95 -- just choose from three available designs, fill the form below and enjoy!

Gift Card #1

Gift Card - Design #1

Gift Card #2

Gift Card - Design #2

Gift Card #3

Gift Card - Design #3






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