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Did you know? The U.S. Has The World's Largest Horse Manure Delivery Market

"Let's make America great again!"

Wait a minute... According to our statistics it already is great!

Out of 83 countries, United States of America is the largest horse poop delivery market in the world. Isn't it wonderful?

Just take a look below to see how many orders do we get from each country.

United States50.74%
United Kingdom7.85%
Italy5.81%
France5.53%
Canada5.46%
Germany3.90%
Australia2.51%
Sweden1.86%
Netherlands1.82%
Spain1.45%
Switzerland1.30%
Norway1.10%
Denmark0.91%
Brazil0.83%
Ireland0.80%
Belgium0.76%
Finland0.70%
Austria0.56%
Japan0.52%
Poland0.38%
New Zealand0.38%
Taiwan0.36%
Russia0.29%
Nigeria0.29%
Portugal0.25%
Mexico0.24%
India0.22%
Hong Kong SAR China0.20%
Singapore0.17%
South Africa0.17%
Greece0.17%
Hungary0.16%
Israel0.16%
South Korea0.13%
China0.12%
Turkey0.11%
Lithuania0.11%
Malta0.11%
Malaysia0.11%
Czech Republic0.10%
Slovenia0.10%
Argentina0.10%
Slovakia0.08%
Colombia0.08%
Romania0.07%
Thailand0.07%
Chile0.06%
Latvia0.06%
Croatia0.06%
Iceland0.06%
Philippines0.06%
United Arab Emirates0.05%
Estonia0.05%
Ghana0.04%
Kuwait0.04%
Moldova0.02%
Luxembourg0.02%
Bulgaria0.02%
Indonesia0.02%
Serbia0.02%
Rwanda0.01%
Cayman Islands0.01%
Vietnam0.01%
Cyprus0.01%
Pakistan0.01%
Bahrain0.01%
Gibraltar0.01%
Guam0.01%
Saudi Arabia0.01%
Morocco0.01%
Qatar0.01%
Niger0.01%
Martinique0.01%
Uruguay0.01%
Bosnia and Herzegovina0.01%
Belarus0.01%
Isle of Man0.01%
Lebanon0.01%
San Marino0.01%
Madagascar0.01%
Peru0.01%
Macedonia0.01%
Monaco0.01%

 

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