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Telegram Bot: Orders Paid By Bitcoin Are Now Even More Secure

Thanks to @Laiteux, Shitexpress got an open-source Telegram bot for ordering shit from our website.

The Telegram bot adds an extra security layer to the order process.

You can find the Telegram bot at

No data is stored by the bot. Only official Shitexpress interface is used for payment and everything else. The bot usage is 100% anonymous.

For more information, please visit the official GitHub page.

Enjoy 101% anonymity!

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