An irritating colleague, a school teacher, your ex-wife, a filthy boss, a jealous neighbour, that successful former classmate, or all those pesky haters.
There's nothing that can replace the expression on the recipient's face after opening the bag of shit!
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1) CHOOSE AN ANIMALDifferent animals produce various types of excrement. We particularly love organic, wet horse poop. |
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2) GIVE US AN ADDRESSWe deliver packages to all countries in the world, directly to the recipient. We use the national postal service. |
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3) PICK A STICKERDo you prefer a plain, simple, and non-descriptive package? Or how about adding a big smiley face sticker? |
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4) PAY AND STAY ANONYMOUSThis service is 100% anonymous. We will never reveal your identity, even if you pay by credit card or PayPal. |
Different animals produce various types of excrement. We particularly love organic, wet horse poop.
We deliver packages to all countries in the world, directly to the recipient. We use the national postal service.
Do you prefer a plain, simple, and non-descriptive package? Or how about adding a big smiley face sticker?
This service is 100% anonymous. We will never reveal your identity, even if you pay by credit card or PayPal.
Send a bag of gluten-free, kosher horse shit for as low as
$16.95
FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING
Jason Koebler, Motherboard / Vice.com
We tested the service and it worked very well. 5/5 stars, full grade horse shit as promised.
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Goal: Anonymously send a bag of horse manure, including a personalized note for the recipient.
Priorities: Anonymity, reliability, awesome customer support.
Shipping: We are based in Hong Kong, but we ship from Europe. We use the national postal service and an anonymous shipping method with no tracking number. Delivery time is approximately 3-5 business days within Europe and 6-8 business days outside of Europe. Packages are shipped on Mondays and Thursdays. An optional tracking number is available for USD 5 or EUR 5.
Price: USD 16.95 / EUR 15.95
Privacy: The personal information of recipients is not sold or shared in any way. We periodically delete personal data, retaining only the recipient's country for statistical purposes.
Package: The final product consists of a plastic envelope with the recipient's home address and an optional sticker, a personalized message, and a plastic bag containing up to 250 grams (9 ounces) of manure. We may reduce the amount of manure to 50 grams (2 ounces) if we send a second package to the same recipient (in case the delivery of the first package fails) or if we determine that a smaller amount of manure will pass through customs more easily or quickly. Based on our previous experience, the amount of manure does not influence the recipient's surprise when opening the plastic bag.
Manure: For marketing purposes, we call it "shit" or "poop." In fact, we use horse manure, which is a 100% organic fertilizer. Please read the information at the bottom of the page.
Customs: If we send packages outside of Europe, we have to fill out a simple customs form. The product is a gift for the recipient, so we mark it as a gift and set its value to less than €5 or $5, which is the approximate purchase price of the package and all its components.
By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following: You may NOT use our service to threaten, harass, violate a legal restraint, or for any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees that this is a gag gift and novelty service for entertainment ONLY, and that is their only intention. Shitexpress.com's liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this website agree to release Shitexpress.com, its agents, officers, and employees from any and all liability associated with the use of our services.
January 1, 2025
Horse manure is a solid waste excluded from federal EPA solid waste regulation because it neither contains significant amounts of hazardous chemicals, nor exhibits hazardous characteristics. The chemical constituents of horse manure are not toxic to humans. Horse guts do not contain significant levels of the two waterborne pathogens of greatest concern to human health risk, Cryptosporidium or Giardia, neither do they contain significant amounts of the bacteria E. coli 0157:H7 or Salmonella. Fungus, viruses, bacteria and worms found in horses have never been shown to infect humans and are unlikely to be zoonotic. Finally, the reality is that there are very few horses, and even fewer numbers of them that frequent trails. People seldom encounter or handle horse manure. People who do have occasion to handle horse manure have never been infected by this intimate contact. Humans and other sources within the environment (e.g. wild animals and birds) with their overwhelming population numbers are far more likely than horses to contribute to human health risks.
(Source: DOES HORSE MANURE POSE A SIGNIFICANT RISK TO HUMAN HEALTH? Adda Quinn, 2001)