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Selling Shit to People Since October 2014.

The Amazing Adventures of a Shit-in-a-Box Delivery Service

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3 Years Later: 2 Tonnes of Horse Shit, $100k in Revenue and 6,000 Happy Recipients

We dit it! Our goal for the year 2017 has been reached at the same time we celebrated our third anniversary!

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2017 Goal: $100k in Revenue

It's official. People still hate each other... A LOT. And we have a proof. Ex-wifes, boyfriends, colleagues, Donald Trumps, parents, celebrities and 100s of other weirdos were targeted by our 4,879 lovely customers (who just can't be wrong!).

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Win $25 PayPal Cash Towards Purchase of the Best Prank Gift Ever

Enter for a chance to win $25 PayPal Cash towards purchase of the best prank gift of your choice.

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New Old-School Physical Gift Cards With Traces Of Shit On The Back

If you still don't have any clue what to get your friends, girlfriends, boyfriends and relatives, we have some hip stuff for you.

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One Year After: 2,500 Boxes Of Shit Delivered To 65 Countries

It's been over one year since we started filling boxes with shit like crazy and bringing them to our local post office with poker face.

Let's check some interesting facts.

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Video: Sending Gluten-Free Shit To Online Scammers In Nigeria

Online scam is a serious problem. Having strong negative impact on economy, many victims also suffer a severe emotional and psychological cost, such as losing their ability to trust people.

Can we fight against scammers?

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Happy New Year 2015: New Stickers, Gift Cards, Calendar and Other Shit

The year 2014 was full of awesomeness, surprises and mayhem; especially for Shitexpress and all the people involved in this business. Thank you very much for your support and interest in our services!

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The Best 2014 Customer Support Questions and Conversations: Sloth Shit, Wolf Urine, Comodo Dragon Poop, Shit Chain, Wedding Ring, Candles and More

Offering realtime customer support was not only a good way to fix all the bugs and make all the texts more comprehensible; it was also very rich source of fun and laughter. People are just fun in general. They spend hours by searching for entertainment on the web. I hope that stumbling upon our novelty gift made their day better.

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How We Earned $10,120 in 30 Days by Sending Horse Poop to People: Amazing Kickstart of a Marketing Experiment

In 30 days, we made whopping $10,120 in sales, without spending a penny on advertisements or marketing in general. More than 490,000 unique visitors generated hundreds of thousands social shares, likes, tweets and comments. We got media attention from almost 500 websites; and referral traffic from 1,625 sources in total. As of December 4th, we've already shipped poop to 36 different countries.

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Christmas Horse Poop Gift Card: An Original Present For Your Friends and Family

Hey, do you hear Santa Claus knocking on your front door? He's going to give you the most original gifts, specifically chosen and ordered with love by your beloved friends and family.

What are you going to order from Santa Claus for them this year?

Well, in case you want to give someone the most original present you could think of, we prepared someting special - a beautiful horse poop gift card with a personalized message. Ho ho ho, that's going to be the best Christmas surprise this year!

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15 Ways to Punish Someone: Results of Contest 'Send a Box of Shit for Free'

Guys, I would like to welcome you to our new blog by revealing results of contest 'Send a Box of Shit for Free', which ended on November 30, 2014.

To be able to enter the contest, contestants had to answer a question: 'How would you punish someone?'

We received hundreds of responses, from which we picked the best 15 answers.

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