As of today, the NFT marketplace contains unique content from Shitexpress!
We got an open-source Telegram bot for ordering shit from our website. The bot adds an extra security layer to the order process.
Congratulations to the winners of our first Christmas giveaway!
CEX.io allows you to easily buy BTC, ETH, BCH, BTG, DASH, LTC, XRP, XLM and ZEC cryptocurrencies using your VISA or Mastercard.
"Let's make America great again!"
Wait a minute... According to our statistics it already is great!
We dit it! Our goal for the year 2017 has been reached at the same time we celebrated our third anniversary!
It's official. People still hate each other... A LOT. And we have a proof. Ex-wifes, boyfriends, colleagues, Donald Trumps, parents, celebrities and 100s of other weirdos were targeted by our 4,879 lovely customers (who just can't be wrong!).
If you still don't have any clue what to get your friends, girlfriends, boyfriends and relatives, we have some hip stuff for you.
It's been over one year since we started filling boxes with shit like crazy and bringing them to our local post office with poker face.
Let's check some interesting facts.
Online scam is a serious problem. Having strong negative impact on economy, many victims also suffer a severe emotional and psychological cost, such as losing their ability to trust people.
Can we fight against scammers?
The year 2014 was full of awesomeness, surprises and mayhem; especially for Shitexpress and all the people involved in this business. Thank you very much for your support and interest in our services!
Offering realtime customer support was not only a good way to fix all the bugs and make all the texts more comprehensible; it was also very rich source of fun and laughter. People are just fun in general. They spend hours by searching for entertainment on the web. I hope that stumbling upon our novelty gift made their day better.
In 30 days, we made whopping $10,120 in sales, without spending a penny on advertisements or marketing in general. More than 490,000 unique visitors generated hundreds of thousands social shares, likes, tweets and comments. We got media attention from almost 500 websites; and referral traffic from 1,625 sources in total. As of December 4th, we've already shipped poop to 36 different countries.
Hey, do you hear Santa Claus knocking on your front door? He's going to give you the most original gifts, specifically chosen and ordered with love by your beloved friends and family.
What are you going to order from Santa Claus for them this year?
Well, in case you want to give someone the most original present you could think of, we prepared someting special - a beautiful horse poop gift card with a personalized message. Ho ho ho, that's going to be the best Christmas surprise this year!
Guys, I would like to welcome you to our new blog by revealing results of contest 'Send a Box of Shit for Free', which ended on November 30, 2014.
To be able to enter the contest, contestants had to answer a question: 'How would you punish someone?'
We received hundreds of responses, from which we picked the best 15 answers.