Congratulations to the winners of our first Christmas giveaway!
Each one of you will be contacted by email.
Just give us the address of the recipient and we will send them one smelly box of gluten-free horse manure for FREE!
1. Donald Trump
2. A former employer that owes me over a grand in unpaid wages
3. My best friend’s mom
4. My rapist ex
5. My school's principal
6. The queen
8. My former middle-school teacher who picked on me and tried to ruin me, and is the person I hate the most in the world
9. My boss
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