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Разные животные производят разные типы экскрементов. Сейчас мы доставляем органическое, свежее лошадиное дерьмецо.
Мы доставим посылку в ЛЮБУЮ ТОЧКУ МИРА. Прямо к порогу вашей цели. Используются национальные почтовые службы.
Вы предпочитаете простую, неприметную и ниочем не говорящую коробку? Или как насчет наклеить на нее большой стикер со смайликом?
Сервис на 100% анонимен. Мы никогда не раскрываем ваше имя или адрес сторонним лицам. Мы защищаем ваши личные данные даже при оплате через PayPal.
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Goal: Anonymously send a bag of horse manure, including a personalized note for the recipient.
Priorities: Anonymity, reliability, awesome customer support.
Shipping: We are based in Hong Kong, but we ship from Europe. We use the national postal service and an anonymous shipping method with no tracking number and no confirmation of delivery. Delivery time is approximately 3-5 business days within Europe and 6-8 business days outside of Europe. Packages are shipped on Mondays and Thursdays. An optional tracking number with confirmation of delivery is available for USD 5 or EUR 5.
Price: USD 16.95 / EUR 15.95
Cancellation: An order can only be cancelled via email (info@shitexpress.com), and only if the package has not yet been shipped. Please always provide your order ID when contacting our customer support. You will be notified about the cancellation by email before the next batch is shipped. If you are interested in a refund, please let us know. Otherwise, your money will be applied to your next purchase.
Privacy: The personal information of recipients is not sold or shared in any way. We periodically delete personal data, retaining only the recipient's country for statistical purposes.
Packaging: The final product consists of a plastic envelope with the recipient's home address and an optional sticker, a personalized message, and a plastic bag containing up to 250 grams (9 ounces) of manure. We may reduce the amount of manure to 50 grams (2 ounces) if we send a second package to the same recipient (in case the delivery of the first package fails) or if we determine that a smaller amount of manure will pass through customs more easily or quickly. Based on our previous experience, the amount of manure does not influence the recipient's surprise when opening the plastic bag.
Manure: For marketing purposes, we call it "shit" or "poop." In fact, we use horse manure, which is a 100% organic fertilizer. Please read the information at the bottom of the page.
Customs: If we send packages outside of Europe, we have to fill out a simple customs form. The product is a gift for the recipient, so we mark it as a gift and set its value to less than €5 or $5, which is the approximate purchase price of the package and all its components.
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January 1, 2025
Horse manure is a solid waste excluded from federal EPA solid waste regulation because it neither contains significant amounts of hazardous chemicals, nor exhibits hazardous characteristics. The chemical constituents of horse manure are not toxic to humans. Horse guts do not contain significant levels of the two waterborne pathogens of greatest concern to human health risk, Cryptosporidium or Giardia, neither do they contain significant amounts of the bacteria E. coli 0157:H7 or Salmonella. Fungus, viruses, bacteria and worms found in horses have never been shown to infect humans and are unlikely to be zoonotic. Finally, the reality is that there are very few horses, and even fewer numbers of them that frequent trails. People seldom encounter or handle horse manure. People who do have occasion to handle horse manure have never been infected by this intimate contact. Humans and other sources within the environment (e.g. wild animals and birds) with their overwhelming population numbers are far more likely than horses to contribute to human health risks.
(Source: DOES HORSE MANURE POSE A SIGNIFICANT RISK TO HUMAN HEALTH? Adda Quinn, 2001)