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Me saadame oma pakid traditsiooniliste meetoditega saaja juurde.
Soovid traditsioonilist mittemidagi ütlevat välimust? Või hoopis kingipaki moodi pakendust?
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€15.95
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| BTC: | 0.05 |
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| Stellar XLM: | 50 |
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| Ethereum ETH: | 50 |
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Product price: USD 16.95 / EUR 15.95
Packaging and contents: The final product consists of a plastic envelope with the recipient's home address and an optional sticker, a personalized message, and a plastic bag containing up to 250 grams (9 ounces) of manure. We may reduce the amount of manure to 50 grams (2 ounces) if we send a second parcel to the same recipient (in case the delivery of the first parcel fails) or if we determine that a smaller amount of manure will pass through customs more easily or quickly. Based on our previous experience, the amount of manure does not influence the recipient's surprise when opening the plastic bag.
Shipping:
We ship anonymously from various locations across the European Union (EU) using third-party fulfillment services.
We do not use commercial courier services.
Your parcel will be delivered through the national postal service of the recipient’s country.
The anonymous shipping method does not include a tracking number or delivery confirmation, ensuring 100% anonymity.
To calculate the delivery date, add 6 business days (within the EU) or 8 business days (outside the EU) to your shipping date.
We ship only on Mondays and Thursdays, and only if the post office accepts parcels on those days.
Please note that your parcel may not be delivered if the provided address is incorrect, the recipient’s residence is vacant, the parcel is refused, there is no access to the delivery location, or the mail forwarding service has expired. Shitexpress is a surprise gift service; the recipient may not always be aware that a parcel is coming to their home.
Tracking:
As of January 1, 2026, due to changes in the Universal Postal Union’s shipping terms, we are unable to add tracking numbers to our parcels. This decision is temporary and may be revised in the future.
Notifications: In order to receive notification emails, you must provide a valid email address during the ordering process in the field 'Your email (notifications only)'. You will receive two notification emails: the first one immediately after the purchase, and the second one once the package has been shipped. If applicable, the second email will include an optional tracking number. If you do not receive any notification emails, please check your spam, junk, or marketing folder. For further assistance, kindly contact our customer support via email.
Customs: If we send packages outside Europe, we fill out a simple customs form. The product is marked as a gift for the recipient, with an approximate value of around USD 5 / EUR 5.
Cancellation: An order can only be cancelled via email (info@shitexpress.com), and only if the package has not yet been shipped. Please always provide your order ID when contacting our customer support. You will be notified about the cancellation by email before the next batch is shipped. If you are interested in a refund, please let us know. Otherwise, your money will be applied to your next purchase.
Privacy: The personal information of recipients is not sold or shared in any way. We periodically delete personal data, retaining only the recipient's country for statistical purposes.
Manure: For marketing purposes, we call it "shit" or "poop." In fact, we use horse manure, which is a 100% organic fertilizer. Please read the information at the bottom of the page. Horse manure is a solid waste excluded from federal EPA solid waste regulation because it neither contains significant amounts of hazardous chemicals, nor exhibits hazardous characteristics. The chemical constituents of horse manure are not toxic to humans. Horse guts do not contain significant levels of the two waterborne pathogens of greatest concern to human health risk, Cryptosporidium or Giardia, neither do they contain significant amounts of the bacteria E. coli 0157:H7 or Salmonella. Fungus, viruses, bacteria and worms found in horses have never been shown to infect humans and are unlikely to be zoonotic. (Source: DOES HORSE MANURE POSE A SIGNIFICANT RISK TO HUMAN HEALTH? Adda Quinn, 2001)
By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following: You may NOT use our service to threaten, harass, violate a legal restraint, or for any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees that this is a gag gift and novelty service for entertainment ONLY, and that is their only intention. Shitexpress.com's liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this website agree to release Shitexpress.com, its agents, officers, and employees from any and all liability associated with the use of our services.
Contact: Please contact us via email only — INFO@SHITEXPRESS.COM
January 1, 2026